Oh, there you are! Don't worry, I don't bite.
Come in, sit down, get comfortable, and enjoy yourself.
We enjoy having friends stop by and hope you will come back often.
Inside you will find out what is going on with my family
when you read the family journal. And from there you will be able
to get to all the other rooms, too.
If you feel more comfortable with your shoes off feel free
to leave them just inside the door on the mat.
I promise I won't chew on them.